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Fuck It Again – 2026 Calendar For Women Who’ve Had Enough

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Description

Sassy, bold, and unapologetically real—this wall calendar is back for another year of brutal honesty. Following the best-selling 2025 version, the Fuck It Again – 2026 Calendar delivers even sharper wit and more sarcastic charm. Each month brings you a new unapologetic reminder that you’re not alone in being completely over it.

WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT

  • 13 Pages of Sass – Includes a bold cover + 12 monthly pages filled with hilarious, relatable quotes.
  • Double the Fun – Every month features a main quote + a sidekick quote. Twice the sarcasm, twice the laughs.
  • Unique Design – Minimalist doodles and bold typography that pop on your wall.
  • Everyday Therapy – The perfect daily reminder that “f*ck it” is sometimes the only answer.
  • Perfect Gift Idea – A funny, empowering, and cheeky gift for friends, sisters, coworkers, or yourself.

A GLIMPSE OF THE QUOTES

January

  • “New year, same old shit. Whatever.”*
  • “Resolutions? Fuck that—I’m just trying to wake up on time.”

February

  • “Roses are red, love is a mess, chocolate is cheaper—so fuck the rest.”*
  • “Cupid can fuck off, I’ll take wine instead.”

December

  • “Survived another year. Still tired. Still fabulous. Fuck it.”*
  • “My New Year’s resolution? Same as last year—fuck all of them.”

DETAILS:

  • Format: Wall calendar
  • Size: approx. 8.5 × 11 inches (standard US wall calendar size)
  • Pages: 13 (Cover + 12 months)
  • Style: Bold typography with hand-drawn doodles
  • Language: English

Reviews

Ava
Verified Buyer

This calendar made me laugh out loud the moment I opened it. Every month feels like it was written specifically for my chaotic life. The quotes are bold, brutally honest, and exactly the energy I need hanging on my wall. Easily my favorite purchase for 2026.


Jordan
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I hung this in my office and it instantly became a conversation starter. The sarcasm is top-tier and honestly therapeutic. It reminds me to stop stressing over things that don’t matter. A truly refreshing and hilarious calendar.


Mia
Verified Buyer

I got this for my best friend who loves sassy humor, and she was obsessed. The quotes gave her a good laugh and made her feel “seen” in the best way. The design is clean and aesthetic too. It’s the perfect mix of funny and stylish.


Ethan
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This isn’t your typical calendar—and that’s exactly why I love it. The humor feels real, not forced, and somehow manages to motivate me through pure sarcasm. I check it every morning for a good laugh. Absolutely worth it.


Sophie
Verified Buyer

The typography is beautiful and the doodles give it personality. Every month feels like its own little mood.


Connor
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Every quote feels like something I’ve said in my head. I look at it every morning for a quick laugh.


Bella
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It’s unapologetic, sarcastic, and perfect for the chaos of adulthood. I love flipping ahead to read future months.


Lucas
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This thing understands my entire personality. It’s the most honest calendar I’ve ever owned.


Hailey
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It looks clean and modern while still delivering pure attitude. Such a fun addition to my workspace.


Noah
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The double quotes each month make it even better. It’s like getting two jokes for the price of one.


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